The other night I met up with some girlfriends for happy hour.  Five mommas in the midst of toddlerdom…you can bet your hiney there were margaritas!  And conversation…lovely uninterrupted adult conversation.  We sat on the patio at Kona Grill (which FYI has an awesome happy hour menu!), all of us wearing jeans because it was only 99 degrees and that’s reason to bust out some pants baby!!    All of a sudden, a family of (obvious) out of towners scoots by on their Segways.  Ya know, these things:

And I thought you had to be a mall cop to ride one!  Apparently not.  Next mom’s night out…were SEGWAY’IN ladies!!  Paul Blart style!
We chatted about lots of randomness…recent favorite books, how a colorful tattoo is more painful to get than natural childbirth (wink wink Momma J), hair removal methods (TMI?), how Goodwill is a secret treasure cove.  Contemplated joining Momma P in a Tough Mudder race and Momma J in a Half Marathon…and then regained our sanity.  Then we started on the topic of funny viral videos.  Here’s a few of them because if you haven’t seen them, you’ve been living in a hole you must!

Somewhere in the midst of all this chatting, time escaped us.  Our waiter came by and gleefully announced that we had made it to happy hour #2!  That’s right.  We arrived for the early one…sat drinking our weight in water…and made it to the 10 pm half priced drinks and appetizers!  Much to our waiters dismay, we were a table of light weights and one margarita was all the craziness we were havin.  But to make him feel better, we ordered the chocolate ooey gooey brownie with ice cream desert, family style.  We’re talkin brick sized brownie and we may or may not have licked the plate.
So who’s in the the next ladies night??  Anyone?  I KNOW you want to go cruisin’ on a Segway.  Cuz that’s definitely a bucket list item.  And yes the momma in me will make sure everyone is wearing a helmet.  Ladies only.  Men, don’t be jealous.